Having been told in the past that the reason an alter or some other nonsense was not allowed in game because it was a medieval fantasy roleplay game and setting, so out of genre things are not allowed. The following makes me crack up every time I see it while doing child rescue tasks for the adventurer's guild.
>A young elven child sniffs, "I wish I had my teddy bear with me! He could protect me against anything!"
Well, I am sure the teddy bear COULD, if teddy bears were indeed around during medieval times, which they were not. The term teddy bear first came about approximately in 1906 because of Teddy Roosevelt. The guy liked to kill bears. The name stuck, and in the United States (and possibly now worldwide) the term 'teddy bear' arose. So every player who has heard that line during a child escort task is getting dosed with extremely out of genre messaging.
Giggling - Anonymous