(Adam's fault. He inspired me and I'm Overtired....hehe)

Well Illistim Sylvans are hip
I really enjoy those styles they wear
And the Vaalor elves with the way they talk
They knock me out when I'm down there

The Graewood's farmer's daughters really make you feel alright
And the Icemule Halflings with the way they kiss
They keep their Giantkin warm at night

I wish they all could be from the Landing
I wish they all could be from the Landing
I wish they all could be from the Landing, half-elves

The West coast has the Glaesen Star
And the ladies all get so Grand
I like a low-cut corset on Teras island
Dwarves by a lava tube in the sand

I been all around this great big realm
And I seen all kinds of gals
Yeah, but I couldn't wait to get off the Cutter
Back to the cutest Dark elves in the lands

I wish they all could be from the Landing
I wish they all could be from the Landing
I wish they all could be from the Landing...

Now all we need is someone with a good voice and a recording studio! And yes, sleep-deprivation is usually the cause of these parodies.


-Adam

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"You guys took all the pretty places." ~Anonymous

Aww...I just read these, love them.