Missouri's family values lieutenant governor, Peter Kinder (R), has been photographed with a former Penthouse model at a "pantless party" at a St. Louis bar. Kinder has made a career out of his supposed superior moral values and his desire to impose those values on everybody else using the power of the government.

The damage control from Kinder's spokesperson has been pretty funny:

<< "I really highly doubt the lieutenant governor is going to a bar where they don't wear pants on a night when they don't wear pants," he said. "I saw the picture. I don't know if it's an old picture. I just can't imagine he'd be drinking there."

<< Added Eastlick, "I don't know where he was -- whether he was there, or at some other place. I wasn't with him!" >>

Source:
http://www.politico.com/blogs/davidcatanese/0811/Kinder_with_former_porn_star_at_pantless_bar.html