But I finally made it:

Shanimar is a Grandmaster of the Rogue Guild.
Master of Sweep.
Master of Subdue.
Master of Stun Maneuvers.
Master of Lock Mastery.
Master of Cheap Shot.
Master of Rogue Gambits.

--David

"At a moment like this, I can't help but wonder, 'What would Jimmy Buffett do?'"