I challenge anyone to complete the Wendigo course in worse condition than this. I will be offering an undisclosed prize to whoever has the best worst results.

>drop shi

Cappyn turns to you and cheers!

>

As you drop your large waxed shield it crumbles into dust.

Gertl says, "Not a bad run Eugenides, you scored 572 points."

>health

You have minor lacerations about the head and a possible mild concussion, moderate bleeding from your neck, a fractured and bleeding right arm, a fractured and bleeding left arm, a fractured and bleeding right leg, a fractured and bleeding left leg, a fractured and bleeding right hand, a fractured and bleeding left hand, deep lacerations across your chest, deep lacerations across your abdominal area, a bruised right eye, and a swollen left eye.

Bleeding:

Area Health per Round Tended

Left arm 1 No

Right arm 3 No

Left leg 8 No

Right leg 4 No

Neck 4 No

Abdomen 4 No

Chest 8 No

Head 2 No

Maximum Health Points: 194

Remaining Health Points: 24

RULES:

1.) You must complete the course ALIVE. Crossing the finish line dead (which is also a challenge in itself, that I've somehow managed...) does not count!

2.) You must take a large shield on the Wendigo course!

3.) You must have an official course shield when you cross the finish line (picking up a smaller shield during your horrifying journey down the mountain counts)!

4.) Results must be posted! Your log should include your official score, the dropping of your shield, and a capture of your current HEALTH! And, if you want, people cheering your arrival.

5.) Results must not be doctored!

~Eugenides, The Last

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Countless incarnations of Eugenides begin to fill the marketplace, one by one erupting into flame.

(OOC) Belnia's player whispers, "KAGE BUNSHIN NO JUTSU!!!!!!!"

>>And, if you want, people cheering your arrival.

I can't guarantee to be there to cheer everyone, but I will try!

Cappyn, the cheering bardess who is having way too much fun at the games.

Pinklitudinous anyone?!

~~ Rohese ~~

If we do the games again...we're adding land mines to the slalom.

SGM Sleken

Landmines, eh?
Sounds better than them stinkin' flurries!

Trallihn, and the man behind the dwarf.

>If it's going to be raining bits of people on the salom, you might make a brisk trade in umbrellas for the spectators at the bottom.
- Metadi

I sense a new ale in the works...


.. along with the GS version of the Soylent Green scream.

-farmer

*

That's just what we want, criss-crossing furrows all over the town streets from someone wandering through with their animated plow super buddy.

-Strath

Well, it seems that since the only entry posted was Renedan's...

... he is the winner of ONE MEELION SEELVARS (!!!) for being able to out-pain and suffering Eugenides on the slalom course.

Congratulations!

I will try to get in contact with you to deliver your prize as soon as possible.

~Eugenides, The Last

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Countless incarnations of Eugenides begin to fill the marketplace, one by one erupting into flame.

(OOC) Belnia's player whispers, "KAGE BUNSHIN NO JUTSU!!!!!!!"