>>Gulphunger, I have unearthed one of your precious hidden turnips. Meet me at the Bank of Ilithi with 5 platinum dokoras this evening or the turnip gets it...

I will be at the bank and I am always prepared to help the Little Ones. I have and shall continue to recompense those who have had to go to some expense to save them. However, if you are suggesting a ransom, or suggesting that you would disgrace yourself by...by...doing anything to...well, the price shall be your head.

Make no mistake--if any harm comes to the turnip, I will not hesitate to draw swords.

~Turnip Protector Gulphphunger Spaawne of Therengia, Quickblade, House of the Gentle Lion

I will send my sleek raven for you in about three anlaen.

~Turnip Protector Gulphphunger S.

>>I was only kidding about the ransom/payment, by the way. I found it on a gargoyle and will be happy to turn it over to you for safe keeping.

That's what I thought you said.

I shall be in Shard throughout the day. I will attempt to find you. I'm glad we could work this out.

~Gulph S.