Ok, what is the secret to making your caravan go faster? I know how to tell them to go faster (where my rent-a-driver always says "Sorry dude, going as fast as I already can.") but how do you actually get them to go faster? Now I'm not talking about flying down the NTR at 300 MPH, but I am getting a bit tired of having my sturdy caravan getting passed up by rickety ones. I feel like I'm stuck in first gear with the parking break on.

>get prod
You get a Zap-Em 3000 prod from your backpack.
>rub prod
You rub a Zap-Em 3000 prod. It's end begins to shoot sparks and glow red.
>wave prod at caravan
You wave a Zap-Em 3000 prod at your caravan in a threatening manner.
Your caravan driver glances at a Zap-Em 3000 prod whose end is glowing and shooting sparks.
Your caravan driver says, "Faster? Heck yea I know faster. Faster it is boss."
Your caravan driver begins to sweat.
Your caravan driver belts out, "Get going you lazy mules before you end up in the glue factory!"
Paxton and his caravan just went through the Northeast Gate at a high rate of speed.
A sonic boom outside the Northeast Gate just knocked seven persons out of hiding, unraveled thirty bandages, and sent a bucket of goop half way to Xiber.
>nod
You nod.
>'Much better.
You say, "Much better."

Paxton

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Lazy mules... the other white meat.