Constructive Criticism from the Cheap Seats

Saturday, 22 August 2020, 11:30 EST in the Cheap Seats of the Duskruin Area (Room #23791)

Do you find yourself exhausted and covered in the waste of thousands of gladiatorial combatants while mucking through the sewers on endless repeat for a handful of rune rocks?

Are you mindlessly wandering past your fellow Elanthians in the arena grounds without even a hello while rubbing garbage off your six hundred and thirty fifth found runestaff?

Do you wish that Duskruin was perhaps slightly more festive?

You're in luck! If you need a break from all the loot acquisition and smashing things, we’re here for you. Iskandr Tamarack and his assorted merry Cheap Seats band of mischief-makers will once again attend the Duskruin Area’s (Room # 23791) spectator area on Saturday, August 22nd to support those fighting down below from 11:30 EST until we have nothing left to shout and make merry about.

EVERYONE IS INVITED TO JOIN US THIS SATURDAY!!!

There will be drinks, copious drinks (and not the weak stuff the village is peddling). There will be shouting, cheering, and good-natured ribbing. Poems for both the valiant and less valiant will be sung. And if Iskandr finds your ribbing to be truly top-notch, he'll dig up random prizes to support your good showing. So come join us this Saturday for a party in the cheap seats! If you’re too busy to fully escape the grind, stop by and say hello between arena matches or sewer runs while your head rests. And if you ARE fighting in the arena while we're up there, we'll certainly have something to say about that unique brand of fighting you're bringing to the table there, buddy.

We look forward to seeing you come and cheering on those down below!

(and yes, I will find a few doughnuts in case wolves also attend)

-Iskandr

What an awesome idea! Be sure to submit this to Miss Newsby so that she can help you promote it.

~Land Pirate Maylan~

I <3 this.

Miss Newsby will fix the time in the headline, too

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